Family Guy, one of my favorite shows

Family Guy is an animated television series about a dysfunctional family in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island.

The fat guy is Peter, his wife Lois, their kids Chris,Meg & the baby Stewie.The dog's Brian.

And like any other cartoon show the dog can speak.

Stewie has plans for world domination and he has made severals unsuccessful attempts to kill his mother.

Brian likes to read books and knows how to use the toilet.

Some quotes from the series :-

"Brian: You're drunk.

Stewie: You're sexy. "

"Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. "

"Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)

Chris: Dad?

Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?

Chris: (nods his head.)

Peter: Finish all your subjects?

Chris: Yes, sir.

Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)"

"Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.

Stewie: What did you just say?

Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.

Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch. "

Here's a video with edited scenes from family guy, a 300 spoof: